I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via thedoctorsmistressfromhell)

thelazykorean:

When people say “IM CRYING” are you  really crying?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When people saying “IM SCREAMING” are you really screaming?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When people say “THEY GIVE ME LIFE” do they really give you life?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When people say “LOL” are you really LOLing?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via thefuuuucomics)